You’re a Eurovision fan. It’s your moral duty to use your televoting fingers tonight.
But who to vote for? escgo! gives you 27 good reasons, one per country.
Vote for Slovenia! Because it’s the escgo! ChatVote winner.
Vote for France! Because it’s the most impressive performance with drummers since Bistra Voda.
Vote for Israel! Because it’s the biggest party hit here in Vienna.
Vote for Estonia! Because it’s one of the best compositions tonight.
Vote for the United Kingdom! Because you already feel sorry for them coming last.
Vote for Armenia! Because aubergine colours are underrepresented in Eurovision.
Vote for Lithuania! Because Birthe Wilke & Gustav Winckler are really, really jealous.
Vote for Serbia! Because she was very bad in the jury final.
Vote for Norway! Because it’s the most mysterious entry tonight.
Vote for Sweden! Because otherwise a lot of fanboys will be depressed that they predicted the wrong winner.
Vote for Cyprus! Because it needs your help to not come bottom 5.
Vote for Australia! Because we heard rumours that Iceland would want to host.
Vote for Belgium! Because it should win, as it’s the most original, trendsetting, artistic song of the night.
Vote for Austria! Because them copying Ralf Gyllenhammar’s burning piano is more interesting than the song.
Vote for Greece! Because she is beautiful.
Vote for Montenegro! Because of the Kloden Drejer-style dance.
Vote for Germany! Because the German media should be proven wrong.
Vote for Poland! Because she really needs it after last night’s vocal problems.
Vote for Latvia! Because you want Rigas Bebrs to host Eurovision 2016. And also, it’s an awesome entry.
Vote for Romania! Because it’s really a song that surprisingly many people fell in love with. You did too, just admit it.
Vote for Spain! Because of the dancer’s nipples.
Vote for Hungary! Because it would be nice to go to Budapest next year.
Vote for Georgia! Because Europe wants to be oximated.
Vote for Azerbaijan! Because. Just because.
Vote for Russia! Because it’s the most breathtaking Eurovision ballad since Is It True?.
Vote for Albania! Because we want to see Albania staying in Eurovision.
Vote for Italy! Because we want better weather next year.
And most importantly of all in the Eurovision democracy: whoever you vote for, make sure you vote! Because if you don’t, someone else will decide the result – and you don’t want that, do you…?
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